The Plural of Double Entendre
April 28th 2006 09:50
The minute we walked into Mr. X’s apartment Taffy had an architectural orgasm.
It was a dark and gusty night. We’d scurried up Oxford Mall, arms linked, defying the sultry night wind tossing leaves through our hair, skipping nimbly over drunken men and tree roots.
And suddenly there we were, inside, alone. Well nearly alone, there was the little matter of negotiating Mr. X’s younger brother and his giant inflatable penguin.
“I call him Penguinzoar. None on earth may defeat him!”
Anyway, we were eventually alone, in Mr. X’s room, nervously eying each other and the bed. I was a coward, announced I was taking a shower, and disappeared. And when I returned they were in bed and kissing passionately so the ice must have been broken somehow. Possibly when Mr. X started stripping.
But I didn’t run away out of fear. I had indeed dark Machiavellian purposes, and a hidden agenda that had dominated my thoughts ever since Mr. X slid his hand between Taffy’s thighs.. and she didn’t object. Yes, I wasn’t as innocent as I’d like to seem. In fact, this wasn’t the first time Mr. X and I had lured another girl into an erotic encounter.
Dark Night
And suddenly there we were, inside, alone. Well nearly alone, there was the little matter of negotiating Mr. X’s younger brother and his giant inflatable penguin.
“I call him Penguinzoar. None on earth may defeat him!”
Anyway, we were eventually alone, in Mr. X’s room, nervously eying each other and the bed. I was a coward, announced I was taking a shower, and disappeared. And when I returned they were in bed and kissing passionately so the ice must have been broken somehow. Possibly when Mr. X started stripping.
But I didn’t run away out of fear. I had indeed dark Machiavellian purposes, and a hidden agenda that had dominated my thoughts ever since Mr. X slid his hand between Taffy’s thighs.. and she didn’t object. Yes, I wasn’t as innocent as I’d like to seem. In fact, this wasn’t the first time Mr. X and I had lured another girl into an erotic encounter.
Lia is so innocent...
| 69 |
| Vote |
Subscribe to this blog
Comment by Cibbuano
20/20 Filmsight
Science News
Hunt Famous
Orble Post of the Day
Fat Cult
Techbreak
...but things are getting delightfully steamy around here!
Comment by stephen
Comment by Matt
Matt
SydneyDiary
Comment by amy
Orgy at Lia's! - definitely one for Matt's diary.
Interested in hearing your account of threesome politics - do none of you have the slightest shred of jealousy?!?
If Matt can do it, I can too =P
Comment by Lia
Oh, and I will be posting on threesome politics- I was just trying to figure out the title, 'Lia's Guide' or 'How to Host a Threesome'?
But jealousy? Sadly I'm the only one immune to the green-eyed monster. I'm weird. It was quite an enchanted evening, for all of us, but it was barely a week before the cat fights began!
Comment by Cibbuano
20/20 Filmsight
Science News
Hunt Famous
Orble Post of the Day
Fat Cult
Techbreak
it's tough, because it'll seem all fun and carefree, then someone will say something snide - and you'll all feel uncomfortable.
That's why you - Lia - should post 'How to break awkward silences during a threesome'
and the popular 'Selected tracks from a threesome'. No Marvin Gaye, please!
Comment by Matt
Wouldnt mind promoting Lia's Orgy, so long as there was a cover charge and i got the money
Matt
SydneyDiary
SydneyDiary
SydneyDiary
^shameless promo!
Comment by Cibbuano
20/20 Filmsight
Science News
Hunt Famous
Orble Post of the Day
Fat Cult
Techbreak
Comment by amy
Maybe Lia doesn't want to host a leg convention!!!
Comment by Lia
Comment by Cibbuano
20/20 Filmsight
Science News
Hunt Famous
Orble Post of the Day
Fat Cult
Techbreak
Maybe I just learned something about myself...