Probing Mr. X
April 26th 2006 06:30
Lia: So here I am, recollecting events with Mr. X. Thanks so much for giving us your time tonight.
Mr. X: Um, ok… Sure. Prompt me.
Lia: ‘And somewhere between her kissing me and him stroking her, my very conservative housemates decided to walk in..’ So from your perspective, what happened next? Where were you stroking her? What were you thinking?
Mr. X: Well.. I was draping my fingertips down her legs, subtly, getting more and more involved while she was distracted with you..
Lia: *coughs discreetly* Please bear in mind, I’m obliged to censor any pornographic material.
Mr. X: I can’t say sex? That’s not too pornographic. It has artistic merit!
Lia: Ok, please continue.
Mr. X: Then you left for a moment, and she and I started kissing.
Lia: Was it nice?
Mr. X: Oh it was nice. And then it got really fiery and passionate, for me anyway.
[PAUSE]
Lia: Mr. X? I’m waiting with bated breath!
Mr. X: Oh! So like, we kissed. And you came back and admired us.
{Insert: Lia came back and took pictures to prove what they got up to whenever she left the room.}
Mr. X: And then we decided we were disturbing your flatmate.
Lia: But what did you feel! What did you think? Did you have a wicked plan for seduction? Or was it all a shock? Did you have any doubts?
Mr. X: I was feeling aroused. Does that answer everything?
Lia: It explains enough.
Mr. X: And I was a little apprehensive since she’s your girlfriend and so potentially hostile to my advances.
Lia: So you might think… and when the poor guy walked in on us?
Mr. X: I guess I felt embarrassed for him, but I was tied up in the moment.
Lia: And then?
Mr. X: So after some deliberation we decided to go back my place where there is room and privacy.
Mr. X: Cool, now I need sex.
[Long silence. Mr. X has departed, presumably in search of gratification.]
Lia: Ah, so again thank you Mr. X for you time this evening. Your three jellybeans are in the mail.
Mr. X: Um, ok… Sure. Prompt me.
Lia: ‘And somewhere between her kissing me and him stroking her, my very conservative housemates decided to walk in..’ So from your perspective, what happened next? Where were you stroking her? What were you thinking?
Mr. X: Well.. I was draping my fingertips down her legs, subtly, getting more and more involved while she was distracted with you..
Lia: *coughs discreetly* Please bear in mind, I’m obliged to censor any pornographic material.
Lia: Ok, please continue.
Mr. X: Then you left for a moment, and she and I started kissing.
Lia: Was it nice?
Mr. X: Oh it was nice. And then it got really fiery and passionate, for me anyway.
[PAUSE]
Lia: Mr. X? I’m waiting with bated breath!
Mr. X: Oh! So like, we kissed. And you came back and admired us.
{Insert: Lia came back and took pictures to prove what they got up to whenever she left the room.}
Mr. X: And then we decided we were disturbing your flatmate.
Lia: But what did you feel! What did you think? Did you have a wicked plan for seduction? Or was it all a shock? Did you have any doubts?
Mr. X: I was feeling aroused. Does that answer everything?
Lia: It explains enough.
Mr. X: And I was a little apprehensive since she’s your girlfriend and so potentially hostile to my advances.
Lia: So you might think… and when the poor guy walked in on us?
Lia: And then?
Mr. X: So after some deliberation we decided to go back my place where there is room and privacy.
Mr. X: Cool, now I need sex.
[Long silence. Mr. X has departed, presumably in search of gratification.]
Lia: Ah, so again thank you Mr. X for you time this evening. Your three jellybeans are in the mail.
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Comment by Cibbuano
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In the interest of journalistic purity, I think you should feel free to describe all the seedy, sordid events.
In the interest of purity, of course.
Comment by amy
... more pictures please =P
Comment by Lia
Amy, I'd love to post more pictures
I will just have to ply them with alcohol and get them to sign a consent form. Mm..
Comment by amy
Or you could go all Eyes Wide Shut and get some cultish masks... Now THERE'S a blog theme!
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Comment by amy
I felt in on the secret *sniff*.
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Comment by Lia
There, I have legs too. Amy?
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But thank you both
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*tilts head sideways and squints*
Are you booted or bare? Both are very intruiging!
Comment by amy
More leg pictures everyone!
Comment by Chantal
Lia, love your legs and your change in structure! Very good piece!